raychillster:

gaywhitewoman:

raychillster:

just another flower growing in a concrete jungle.

ARE YOU REAL???? ARE YOU REAL?!?!??? OH MY GOD

hi babe, i’m real. :)

(via screamingcrawfish)





fer1972:

Photography by Zak Cassar

(via squick-too-quick)


spoken-not-written:

twerkstrider:

i’m so sorry

what the fuck

(via officialbrostrider)


andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via kablowie)


agelfeygelach:

skarchomp:

What if the reason cows get abducted by UFOs is because they’re under the control of an evil skeleton who wants to steal all the world’s milk to become M E G A  S K E L E T O N?

more calcium for S T R O N G  B O N E S

agelfeygelach:

skarchomp:

What if the reason cows get abducted by UFOs is because they’re under the control of an evil skeleton who wants to steal all the world’s milk to become M E G A  S K E L E T O N?

more calcium for S T R O N G  B O N E S

(via cicadachirps)


imagineyouricon:

imagine you walking in on your icon as they belt out ‘i will always love you’ by whitney houston then proceed to pretend that they’re cleaning the floor


thefrogman:

Safely Endangered by Chris [website | patreon]

(via teejaypineapple)